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Funny Friday – Mustang is Far To Cool

The Onion News is the king of satire and it’s tongue in cheek articles are often criticized for being far to over the top but most times you can’t help snikering at their off the wall articls. Below is a great example involving the Ford Mustang. I thought it was appropriate to bring a little levity to recalls given the current buzz around the automotive industry.

DETROIT—-Ford officials issued a massive recall of the entire Mustang line Tuesday, apologizing for a quality-control oversight that led to the company manufacturing a badass muscle car that was way too awesome for the American public. “We deeply regret this lapse in judgment and accept full responsibility for the mistake,” Ford CEO Alan R. Mulally said standing beside a gorgeous, cherry-red vehicle recalled for being “way too smoking.” “After numerous road tests, we’ve found the car to be a mean, mean ride that Americans are simply not cool enough to handle, and it would be irresponsible of us to allow anyone to get behind the wheel of this killer car. It’s truly frightening how sweet the Mustang is.” According to Mulally, Ford has canceled production on the 2011 Mustang, and will instead release a line of fuel-efficient vehicles in an effort to appeal to boring old Americans.

You can check out similar articles on the Onion News website. I hope that brought a smile to your face and that you have a great weekend which all starts tonight with a huge win over Slovakia! GO CANADA GO!



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